Sunday, July 7, 2019

Some funny quote from SpongeBob and Patrick

Some funny quote from SpongeBob and Patrick


The film series Spongebob Squarepants is very popular among many people, from among children and even adults, who are still happy to watch it, because the light stories are good to watch.


And in the film Spongebob, there is a character named Patrick Star who is very silly but has a strong spirit of friendship with Spongebob, often ridiculous words come out of the mouth of the pink starfish, this silliness makes the watching laugh at his behavior.


Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"


Mindy: (accidentally saw Patrick's pants)
Patrick: "MINDY! Do you see my underwear?"
Mindy: "No Patrick"
Patrick: "do you want to see it?"



Spongebob: "Patrick, how long have we been here?"
Patrick: (looking at his watch drawn on his pen)
Patrick: "Wow, I have to draw a new battery for this"



Spongebob: "So this is your job? Sit and watch TV."
Patrick: "Hey, this isn't as easy as you see it. Sometimes I lose the remote, sometimes I have to fix the TV antenna, and sometimes my ass hurts!"



Patrick: "Do you know what's funnier than 23?"
Spongebob: "What is that?"
Patrick: "24"



Spongebob: "I hate you, Patrick."
Patrick: "I hate it too."
Spongebob: "I hate you no matter what!"
Patrick: "I will hate you even if I don't hate you."
Spongebob: "I will hate you even if it makes sense."
Patrick: "I hate you even if you become me. That's how much I hate you."



Spongebob: "What did you eat today?"
Patrick: "A roast chicken and pizza"
Spongebob: "No, no, this morning?"
Patrick: "A roast chicken and pizza"



Spongebob: "What do you usually do when I go?"
Patrick: "Waiting for your return." (This one might be a touching word)



Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
(Other people resemble Squidward): "No"
(a few seconds later)
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
(Others like Squidward): "NO!"



Spongebob: "Remember Patrick, flirt with his customers"
(knock the door)
Person: "Hello?"
Patrick: "I love you"
(people close the door)



Patrick: (whistling to birds)
Spongebob: "Patrick, I don't know you can speak bird."
Patrick: "It's not SpongeBob bird language, it's Italian"



Flying Dutchman: "Okay, I'll give you 3 requests"
Patrick: "What are 3? I'm asking for 5!"
Flying Dutchman: "4?"
Patrick: "3 Accept or not."



(When playing the pirate monopoly with Mr. Krab, the master Krab loses)
Mr. Krab: "Patrick you got fired"
Patrick: "But I'm not working here"
Mr. Krab: "Okay do you want to work here"
Patrick: "COURSE WAH WANT!"
Mr. Krab: "Alright Patrick Now You Fire"



Patrick: "If money can make me forget my best friend, then I prefer not to have money at all" (awwww)


Squidward: "Don't come near, I'm claustrophobia"
Patrick: "What is claustrophobia?"
SpongeBob: "Afraid of being nervous?"
Squidward: "No!"
Patrick: "Haha turns out Squidward is afraid of Santa"
Squidward: "Whatever"
SpongeBob: (rather close the squid again)
Squidward: "Don't come near! I told you I'm claustrophobia!"
Patrick: "Ho ho ho ... (mimic Santa claus's voice)"
SpongeBob: "Don't Patrick ... you scare him"

[ket: claustrophobia = phobia in narrow spaces]



Spongebob: "Patrick can you hear me?"
Patrick: "No Spongebob, it's too dark here"





Quite entertaining, it is incomplete if there is no Patrick Star character in the Spongebob Squarepants cartoon. Everyone needs a friend like SpongeBob or Patrick!

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